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internetexplorers:

“oh man they’re gonna love this post”

*gets 2 notes*

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i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

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la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

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hazzlur:

Fan: I’m Danielle um-

Liam: Again… (Three girls before her were named Danielle)

Zayn: Hello hello

Fan: I’m here with the Grammy foundation, um our question is.. what technological tools do you use to enhance the sound quality of your recorded music and also your live music?

Zayn: What was that?

Louis: We didn’t finish our education.. so..

Harry: My favorite food… is pizza…
 

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cyndaquils:

when someone acts flirty with someone u like

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goldenclitoris:

actual lil wayne lyrics that could possibly be from a childrens nursery rhyme

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SPRING BREAK FOREVER BITCHES!

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