condorn:
“there are two kinds of people”
um ya females and males right? lmao
(via free-punches)
internetexplorers:
pretty sure i’m my soul mate
(via free-punches)
edwad:
smells like teen spearmint. This whole high school has great breath
(via free-punches)
Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.
xo-onedirection-xox:
“Got a brace for my knee” “gonna take it slow on tour” “wont be doing my jumps”

(via erika-stylesss)
leviathans-in-the-tardis:
sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

(via erika-stylesss)
-apple:
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
(via erika-stylesss)