“there are two kinds of people”
um ya females and males right? lmao
pretty sure i’m my soul mate
smells like teen spearmint. This whole high school has great breath
Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.
“Got a brace for my knee” “gonna take it slow on tour” “wont be doing my jumps”
sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this
i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day